A guy brings a talking dog to a talent scout. “This dog can speak English,” he says.
“Sure,” the scout says. “Let’s hear it.”
The guy asks the dog, “What’s on top of a house?”
“Roof,” the dog says.
The scout rolls his eyes. “All dogs say that.”
The guy tries again. “What does sandpaper feel like?”
“Rough,” the dog says.
“Very funny,” the scout says, getting irritated.
The guy asks, “Who was the greatest baseball player of all time?”
“Ruth,” the dog says.
“That’s it,” the scout says, and kicks them out.
Outside, the guy snaps, “What was wrong with you?”
The dog says, “What, should I’ve said DiMaggio?”
